Month: January 2018

Are you smarter than the average 14-year old?

OK, I do have a BS in math and an MS in Computer Science, but that’s from the punch card era.  My son considers himself an expert on all devices…

OK, I do have a BS in math and an MS in Computer Science, but that’s from the punch card era.  My son considers himself an expert on all devices electronic since he can follow his teachers’ instructions and successfully post Google Doc assignments online.  In his opinion even more impressive is that he can do a corkscrew spin in a B-29 bomber without damaging the plane and his virtual crew.  So I was surprised when the other day he came to me in a panic because his phone had been hacked.  What?

 

He said that he knew it because no matter what he did all it does is go through the beginning of the phone’s boot before shutting down.  I doubted it.  First I had to explain that the problem is probably his battery is dead.  Impossible he said since it would start booting, it the battery was dead that couldn’t happen.  I explained that phones and computers in general, have a second, smaller battery, to save BIOS settings when “the battery” dies or in the case of computers they’re powered off.  To prove it I got a new battery and sure enough it didn’t charge either.  I asked what that could possibly mean.  He had no idea other than his phone had been really massively hacked.

 

I explained that the symptoms would indicate that there was probably a problem between the outlet and the battery contacts.  Of course he was flummoxed as to how to test this.  So first we replaced his charger with the one from my phone—didn’t work, and then we replaced the power cord from my phone—didn’t work either.  I noticed that the cord wiggled around in phone’s connector, so I asked if he had dropped his phone while he had it plugged in and of course he had.  He had apparently broken the contacts in the connector.  A multimeter confirmed this.  Use of a multimeter was another later lesson along with one to teach him the symptoms associated with the loss of an internet connection.

 

Is it just me?

 

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It’s a gooey world!

Why have a dash when there’s steering wheel?  (Maserati Boomerang )   I remember the days before string theory and quantum mechanics when if you had half a brain you…

Why have a dash when there’s steering wheel?  (Maserati Boomerang )

 

I remember the days before string theory and quantum mechanics when if you had half a brain you knew pretty much everything you needed to know to live.  Even me; someone who sucked at sports but excelled in math, science, and even English, could not only find and identify a carburetor, but fix one too.

 

But with the advent of complex stuff to aid mankind survive our day to day lives ordinary things have become almost magical.  Because computers have always been a bit hard for the average homo sapien to comprehend they have been dumbed-down by using graphical user interfaces (GUI, pronounced gooey).  No more line commands typed into the console required.  This has spread to cover all aspects of our lives.  Can you adjust the carburetor in your car?  Of course not, it doesn’t exist anymore.  It’s now a fuel injection system, nothing here that doesn’t require a computer and some software.

 

So have you ever wondered why there’s a tachometer in the dashboard of your automatic transmission car?  When automatic transmissions first came out the tachometer disappeared from the dash in most cars, but it’s back!  Most people I’ve asked don’t even know what a tachometer is let alone why they need the information it imparts.  I would think manufacturers would bring back the battery level so it was more like a smartphone.  I’m sure this will happen when everyone is driving electric vehicles.  Even my wife has forgotten that the reason a battery is even in a combustion engine vehicle is so you don’t have to crank start it.  It’s not really there to power the entertainment system and other electronic devices.  What how could the battery be dead?  I wasn’t even driving the car!

 

Then there’s our daughter who dresses more for form than fashion.  She commonly complains that the car heater is defective; it takes too much time before there’s any heat.  I had to explain that the heat comes from the engine and since we don’t own a nuclear powered vehicle it takes time for the engine to warm up (really “heat up”—it becomes more than warm).

 

It seems to me that today people are more about memorizing the details than understanding the concepts.  I’m convinced that Standards of Learning tests help reinforce this.  But then maybe it’s always been this way, that’s why there are so many people qualified for government jobs.

 

 

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