Category: Humor

Speaking of palindromes

  The last Sunday I when kayaking with a bunch of other guys geocaching.  We were after the “Release the Kraken” series along the Patuxent River.  We were doomed.  The…

 

The last Sunday I when kayaking with a bunch of other guys geocaching.  We were after the “Release the Kraken” series along the Patuxent River.  We were doomed.  The river was racing towards the Chesapeake Bay at about ±15 mph and the water was high enough that not only was there no embankments, but the floating dock was almost as high up on the piering as it could go..  At the launch site the river was about 100’ across and the river was full of stumps and fallen trees.  As a group most of us thought that would make it breeze heading downstream (though I was the only one with a fully developed frontal lobe, I bent to peer pressure).  ¡NOT!

 

We not only discovered that like the word kayak (a palindrome) works fine both ways.  Also like the word ʞɐʎɐʞ, kayaks don’t do well ndsıpǝ pʍou.  Sixty percent of our team, including me, got a taste of the muddy river.  Just as aside, at eight pounds a gallon (not including the dirt), do you know how much a kayak weight when it’s full of water?  All I know is that it’s very heavy.

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Did I Waste My Memory?

At my age most of my new memories are spent storing habits such as if my keys aren’t in my pocket, they have to be in the entrance way table. …

At my age most of my new memories are spent storing habits such as if my keys aren’t in my pocket, they have to be in the entrance way table.  If not, they’ve ceased to exist; at least in this universe.  So if learning includes retention, I stopped learning a long time ago—I don’t even remember my own shoe size let alone my wife’s dress size.  But looking back to the kind of learning we did in school I wonder if it’s really relevant to a productive life?  When was the last time you drew upon that all that pithy knowledge you learned from Beowulf, Madame Bovary, or Pride and Prejudice?  Thank heavens for Cliff Notes!  Does anyone remember the last time you had to use a cotangent?    There are lots of cells in my brain wasted on stuff like cotangents.  And you can forget Euler’s law which explains the simple relationship between sine and cosine using e, transcendental and imaginary numbers?  In case you forget: einx = cos nx + i sin nx.  Finally how many times have you avoided repeating a mistake because you studied history?  As Stephan Hawking said, “We spend a great deal of time studying history, which, let’s face it, is mostly the history of stupidity.”

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Are pictures worth a thousand words?

    Mississippi’s answer to “no child left behind.” No slow children signs here; it’s every driver’s responsibility to help raise the scholastic standing of Mississippi’s school children. (Gulfport, MS)

Maybe this warning on a ladder makes more sense in Spanish

 

 

Mississippi’s answer to “no child left behind.” No slow children signs here; it’s every driver’s responsibility to help raise the scholastic standing of Mississippi’s school children. (Gulfport, MS)

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